Oh. I guess that sounds romantic. [ Which is both objectively gross and weirdly cute. Ugh. ]
I don't like sports because they're "masc" that's ridiculous. I already know I'm straight, I don't need to prove it! Do you dress the way you do because it's "gay" or because you just like those clothes?
[ Did he get asked a question? Ghiaccio thinks there was a question in there. Angry or not he is not missing out on a single word of responding, so-- ]
I'm saying that 'work' has something like 'judges' because if I don't 'do well' I don't get 'paid'. Does that make sense??? [ Ghiaccio what if you just calmed tf down ]
yeah i'm gonna suck his dick for sure [ Has he asked him out yet?? No. But it's important to have goals and it's important to see if he can make Giacchio regret bringing his love life into it. ]
yeah. both.
[ Loren takes like a full minute to decipher what this means and then rolls his eyes really hard. ]
lmao oh my goddddddddddddd thats just a fucking boss giacchio what is actually wrong with you
I was assuming that was the point but I also definitely did NOT ask for details. [ It doesn't even occur to Ghiaccio that any of this might be a slight exaggeration but yes, Ghiaccio is definitely regretting every decision that lead him to this point. ]
Oh.
You were the one who asked me if sports were why I wasn't dating! What's wrong with you?
You know what, I take it back, I hope you do suck this guy's dick soon and I hope it puts you in a better mood. [ Because Loren is definitely the one with the mood problems between the two of them. Sure. ]
well i don't know what straight people do in their spare time giacchio!!!!!!
and neither do you apparently!!
how are you ever gonna get straight married if you keep just working and making bizarre comparisons about it bro [ that's where this is going, right? giacchio totally wants to find a girlfriend right? ]
you should be nicer to me girls like it when you have a queer best friend [ for the purposes of this conversation they are apaprently best friends now ]
I don't know how I will! I try not to think about it, because if I think about it too long I feel like shit! [ Wow that's weirdly vulnerable of you Ghiaccio, did you wanna maybe try to linger on that and make a real conversation out of it, or keep talking like a shitheel? Hmm... ]
That makes no sense. If you don't even LIKE girls how are you supposed to help anyone ELSE attract them? By being a worse option?? [ Bestest friends who are constantly at each other's throats, for sure ]
okay first of all maybe try calming down for one second?
secondly what is actually the problem. you think you're not gonna meet someone? [ is giacchio doing emotions at him?? is hell freezing over (haha)? loren doesn't know what to do about feelings and he's starting to panic. ]
thirdly, who told you I don't like girls?? don't make me have to steal the girl we find for you. [ he is not capable of that. ]
Well, obviously. I'm not really easy to get along with. [ Oh no, he was asked a question and answered honestly. They are edging much closer to feelings. Neither of them are ready for this. ]
Wait what? I thought you were gay. Why else are you and that guy having candlelit dinners? [ Bruh. ]
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exonymssuck) wrote2020-03-16 12:29 pm
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If its online that doesn't count. It could be an old man who owes thousands of dollars in back taxes. Or worse, a banker.
I've been working!
Which is sort of like a sport, I guess. There's judges and rules and plenty of exercise involved.
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i went to his house and there were candles
okay we get it you're so masc. but like judges for what?
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I don't like sports because they're "masc" that's ridiculous. I already know I'm straight, I don't need to prove it! Do you dress the way you do because it's "gay" or because you just like those clothes?
[ Did he get asked a question? Ghiaccio thinks there was a question in there. Angry or not he is not missing out on a single word of responding, so-- ]
I'm saying that 'work' has something like 'judges' because if I don't 'do well' I don't get 'paid'. Does that make sense??? [ Ghiaccio what if you just calmed tf down ]
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yeah. both.
[ Loren takes like a full minute to decipher what this means and then rolls his eyes really hard. ]
lmao oh my goddddddddddddd thats just a fucking boss giacchio what is actually wrong with you
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Oh.
You were the one who asked me if sports were why I wasn't dating! What's wrong with you?
You know what, I take it back, I hope you do suck this guy's dick soon and I hope it puts you in a better mood. [ Because Loren is definitely the one with the mood problems between the two of them. Sure. ]
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and neither do you apparently!!
how are you ever gonna get straight married if you keep just working and making bizarre comparisons about it bro [ that's where this is going, right? giacchio totally wants to find a girlfriend right? ]
you should be nicer to me girls like it when you have a queer best friend [ for the purposes of this conversation they are apaprently best friends now ]
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I don't know how I will! I try not to think about it, because if I think about it too long I feel like shit! [ Wow that's weirdly vulnerable of you Ghiaccio, did you wanna maybe try to linger on that and make a real conversation out of it, or keep talking like a shitheel? Hmm... ]
That makes no sense. If you don't even LIKE girls how are you supposed to help anyone ELSE attract them? By being a worse option?? [ Bestest friends who are constantly at each other's throats, for sure ]
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secondly what is actually the problem. you think you're not gonna meet someone? [ is giacchio doing emotions at him?? is hell freezing over (haha)? loren doesn't know what to do about feelings and he's starting to panic. ]
thirdly, who told you I don't like girls?? don't make me have to steal the girl we find for you. [ he is not capable of that. ]
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Wait what? I thought you were gay. Why else are you and that guy having candlelit dinners? [ Bruh. ]