well i don't know what straight people do in their spare time giacchio!!!!!!
and neither do you apparently!!
how are you ever gonna get straight married if you keep just working and making bizarre comparisons about it bro [ that's where this is going, right? giacchio totally wants to find a girlfriend right? ]
you should be nicer to me girls like it when you have a queer best friend [ for the purposes of this conversation they are apaprently best friends now ]
I don't know how I will! I try not to think about it, because if I think about it too long I feel like shit! [ Wow that's weirdly vulnerable of you Ghiaccio, did you wanna maybe try to linger on that and make a real conversation out of it, or keep talking like a shitheel? Hmm... ]
That makes no sense. If you don't even LIKE girls how are you supposed to help anyone ELSE attract them? By being a worse option?? [ Bestest friends who are constantly at each other's throats, for sure ]
okay first of all maybe try calming down for one second?
secondly what is actually the problem. you think you're not gonna meet someone? [ is giacchio doing emotions at him?? is hell freezing over (haha)? loren doesn't know what to do about feelings and he's starting to panic. ]
thirdly, who told you I don't like girls?? don't make me have to steal the girl we find for you. [ he is not capable of that. ]
Well, obviously. I'm not really easy to get along with. [ Oh no, he was asked a question and answered honestly. They are edging much closer to feelings. Neither of them are ready for this. ]
Wait what? I thought you were gay. Why else are you and that guy having candlelit dinners? [ Bruh. ]
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exonymssuck) wrote2020-03-16 12:29 pm
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and neither do you apparently!!
how are you ever gonna get straight married if you keep just working and making bizarre comparisons about it bro [ that's where this is going, right? giacchio totally wants to find a girlfriend right? ]
you should be nicer to me girls like it when you have a queer best friend [ for the purposes of this conversation they are apaprently best friends now ]
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I don't know how I will! I try not to think about it, because if I think about it too long I feel like shit! [ Wow that's weirdly vulnerable of you Ghiaccio, did you wanna maybe try to linger on that and make a real conversation out of it, or keep talking like a shitheel? Hmm... ]
That makes no sense. If you don't even LIKE girls how are you supposed to help anyone ELSE attract them? By being a worse option?? [ Bestest friends who are constantly at each other's throats, for sure ]
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secondly what is actually the problem. you think you're not gonna meet someone? [ is giacchio doing emotions at him?? is hell freezing over (haha)? loren doesn't know what to do about feelings and he's starting to panic. ]
thirdly, who told you I don't like girls?? don't make me have to steal the girl we find for you. [ he is not capable of that. ]
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Wait what? I thought you were gay. Why else are you and that guy having candlelit dinners? [ Bruh. ]